nicoosuxx: lets play “which download link is the real one”
house phone rings
house phone stops
Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
the common sense guide to surviving the zombie...
gyzym: So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity: IN THE EVENT OF AN...
When people on Facebook edit their photos like...
nicoosuxx: I’m just like:
me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
Speaking two languages in a sentence because...
I'm a high school graduate bitches!
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Tumblr turned me into a lonely insomniac with a...
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
itsjustjensen: thewinchesterswagger: “Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
Do some families actually have “family game night”...