April 2012
March 2012
Does this girl ever close her mouth?
nicoosuxx:
Answer: no.
all celebrities: oh I don't eat, I don't pee, I don't poo, I don't sleep, that's gross
jennifer lawrence: food is my favourite part of the day, oh today I ate fries, snacks, pee in the woods, pee on my pants, sleep all day, pee at night, eat, pee, sleep, pee, eat
misha collins: here's a picture of my sandwich and here's a picture of my snot and did i ever tell you guys how i peed myself in a santa suit
snarg:
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA
UGLY
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
